November 2009
9 posts
Serendipitous Multi-Purpose Female Viagra
To good to be true? Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 20th
The Link Between Muscles and Alzheimers
Always tough when evidence supports two different conclusions. Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 19th
Obama Discusses His Latest Accolade
Forbes Magazine just listed Barack Obama as the most powerful man in the world - higher than the Pope. After the whole Nobel Peace Prize incident I guess the President feels he needs to comment. Thanks to Jim Barach, http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/ for today’s inspiration. Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 19th
Miss California Tells Us Who Is Responsible for
‘Nuff said! Thanks Pedro, http://pedrojokes.blogspot.com/ for the great idea. Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 17th
Obama Reassures Us About His Trip To China
Sort of… Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 16th
Obama Discusses Global Climate Conference
A man’s gotta know his limitations. Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 12th
Hillary Responds to Palestinian Accusations
Whether you love her or hate her you gotta admit, she has a fair point. Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 12th
Bill Clinton Spoils Hillary's Chance at VP
After David Plouffe suggested that Bill Clinton ruined Hillary’s chances at Vice President the ex-President had a thing or two to say. Special thanks to Pedro for today’s inspiration, http://pedrojokes.blogspot.com/ Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 3rd
A-Rod Talks About the Sex for WS Tix Bust
Clearly Alex has some good ideas if this is the direction law enforcement is going. Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Nov 2nd
October 2009
7 posts
Barack Obama Explains the War's Three Fronts
He does seem to get ambushed by that third front on a regular basis doesn’t he? Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Oct 23rd
Homeland Security, The NFL and Limbaugh
Never thought you would see these three things in one post did you? #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Oct 22nd
Brett Favre Uses Science To Make His Case
Can’t blame the guy. Who doesn’t want better health…and he is 6-0. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Oct 21st
Hillary Clinton Responds To The Recent Polls
Timing is everything isn’t it? #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Oct 19th
The Overweight Baby Celebrates Coverage
Maybe not the best way to celebrate, but an insurance company reverses their decision once in a blue moon. Special thanks to Pedro for today’s inspiration, http://pedrojokes.blogspot.com/. Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Oct 16th
Barack Obama and the Heisman Trophy
I guess that would be fairly consistent. Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Oct 15th
The President Sheds Light on His Noble Prize
It is good to know which Presidential accomplishments warranted the prize. If you would like to make the President talk go to http://www.beema.com/. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Oct 13th
September 2009
16 posts
Gaddafi's Message to the Birthers
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Sep 25th
Kanye West Can't Quite Let It Go
But he does have a point. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 24th
President Obama Addresses the ACORN Controversy
The President seems to be true to his word that he will take any good ideas no matter where they come from. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 24th
D.C. - The Biggest Liars or D**ks?
I think it is a toss up really. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 24th
Too Fat to Fly?
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Sep 16th
Brian Boitano's Concerns About Caster Semenya
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Sep 15th
Taylor Swift Responds to Kayne West
Nice to see her taking the high road. If you have a better response for her you can animate Taylor just like I did here by going to http://www.beema.comand/ signing up. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 14th
Eliot Spitzer Discusses His Professor Gig
I would guess he is not being paid as much for those three hour sessions as he was paying for his ‘private tutoring’. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 11th
Justice Roberts Opines Outside Chambers
He does make sense that Chief Justice. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 11th
The Ever Helpful John Kerry
I have no doubt he could help in this manner as he is fairly well practiced in the technique. Thanks to Jake Novak, http://jakejakeny.blogspot.com/ for the intial idea for this one. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 9th
Cheney Explains His 'Strike Iran First' Position
I don’t know if it is a rational rationale, but a rationale nonetheless. Thanks to Jim Barach, http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/ for the initial idea for this one. If you want to give Cheney a more (or less) rational rationale go to http://www.beema.com/ and make your own Cheney animation. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 9th
Obama Get Serious About Party Discipline
It’s about time, though his methods might be considered a little unorthodox. If you want to put your words in Obama’s mouth you can at http://www.beema.com/ Thanks to Pedro Bartes for the inspiration for this Beema, http://pedrojokes.blogspot.com/. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 6th
Col. Sanders - Healthcare Visionary
Crazy like a fox don’t you think? If you want to put words into the Colonel’s mouth yourself head over to http://www.beema.com/ and make your own animation. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 4th
Opinions From The Twitter Bird
Even the Twitter Bird has some stron opinions about the pointless babble and annoying marketing campaigns that spill into the Twitter River. If you would like to have the Twitter Bird opine in your voice, head to http://beema.com/ and make your own animation in seconds. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 3rd
John Edward's Morale Confusion
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Sep 2nd
Gov. Schwarzenegger Has Got A Plan
I’m not saying it is a good plan, but it is a plan. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Sep 1st
Shaqs Real World Lane Violation
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Sep 1st
August 2009
21 posts
Obama Discusses His Vacation
He has to get tired of defending his ‘blackness’. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 28th
Obama Has Found More Healthcare Cuts
And that’s just the tip of the, er, well you get the idea. Props to Pedro once again for the inspiration, http://pedrojokes.blogspot.com/. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 27th
The NFL and Binge Drinking
Seems to be a strategy already employed by MLB. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 25th
Venezuela Cracks Down on the Wrong Coke
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Aug 24th
Of Coke and Cash
President Grant provides a very unique perspective. Thanks to Jerry Perisho for today’s inspiration, http://monologuewriter.blogspot.com/ #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 21st
Bush Responds Again to Cheney Accusations
The Ex-President does have a point. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 20th
Cheney Gives Us More Insights
Though I am not sure we want anymore revelations. Thanks to Jim Barach for the inspiration, http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/ #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 19th
Mr. Met Explains Citi Field Attendance
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Aug 18th
Mark Sanford Reports His Future Travels
Probably a wise idea at this point. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 17th
Bush Comments on Cheney's Comment
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Aug 14th
Pacemakers and the Internet
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Aug 12th
Freud Comments on Gay Therapies
A good addendum to the American Psychological Association’s recent findings. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 11th
Mile High for More Than One Reason
Once again thanks to Jim Barach for today’s inspiration, http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 11th
Astronauts and Underwear
Thanks to Jim Barach for this one, http://jokesbyjim.blogspot.com/. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 8th
Twitter's DOS Attack
As Tim Russert points out, there may have been a silver lining to the attack. Once again the Left Coast Sports Babe gets props for inspiration, http://leftcoastsportsbabe.com/ #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 7th
Obama Helps The News Business
At Dan Rather’s request Obama has offered some help to the beleaguered news business. #beema Mobile post sent by Beema using Utterli.  Replies.
Aug 6th
Clinton Discuss His North Korea Trip
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Aug 5th